Azeroth Politics: Marwyn joins the Tea Party

I sat down for this interview on his decison to switch parties from Scourge to Tea Party.

Klepsacovic: So, Marwyn, what was it that convinced you to join Sarah Palin and the Tea Party movement?
Marwyn: The master surveyed his kingdom and found it... Lacking. His judgement was swift and without mercy: DEATH TO ALL!
K: I see, so you're really more in the neoconservative camp?
M: Yes.

K: You've come out against the healthcare bill, what are you expecting to happen when it goes active?
M: Your flesh shall decay before your very eyes!
K: That's a pretty controversial stance.
M: Yes.

K: Going back for a moment, can you be specific on what was the straw on the camel's back?
M: Debt is all that you will find here!
K: So it was the budget imbalance that pushed you?
M: Yes.

K: But wasn't the budget unbalanced during Bush? What was your attitude back then?
M: As you wish, my lord.
K: Ah, mindless partisan following.
M: Yes.

K: You were a big supporter of the Iraq war. What are your thoughts on events since the invasion?
M: I saw the same look in his eyes when he died. Terenas could hardly believe it.
K: Taking down Saddam was your goal?
M: Yes.

K: You've opposed extending unemployment, also because of budget issues, what would you say to those who are still looking for work?
M: Choke on your suffering!
K: You feel that poverty and hunger are a motivator to find work?
M: Who cares?
K: That's not a message that will resonant with voters, budget concerns or not.
M: No.

K: It was good to talk with you. Have any closing remarks?
M: Yes... Run... Run to meet your destiny... Its bitter, cold embrace, awaits you.
Waste away into nothingness!
K: Marwyn everyone!