"QQ more, noob" gay?

| Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Tears lower testosterone and sex drive.

What does this mean? Clearly it means that when people say "QQ moar, noob", they are saying something other than their literal words, while also meaning exactly that. Their elitism is actually a plea: "cry so you are less sexually attractive to me." Given that people saying this tend to be males talking to other males, we can only conclude that these rude elitists are actually gay and desperately trying to suppress their barely-contained lust for each other.

So the next time someone is elitist, just call them gay. Science is on your side.

P.S. I don't think gay = bad, but I bet they (the elitists) do, so why not take advantage?


Dwism said...

I've always used the "studies show, that most gay-bashers are gay-bashing because they are gay and ashamed of their own sexuality". That always makes for interesting talks with that crowd.

Just a point though: just like all mass murderes may be smokers, not all Elitist are people who would go off on a "stfu QQ moar plx" type of rant. As an elitist player myself, I find it very much to be the "who would ever want to write a guild app" type of lazy player, that use those sort of phrases and inflamatory wordings

Anonymous said...

Using the word "gay" in a derogatory context is just propagating the problem, no matter how well-intentioned you may start out.

Klepsacovic said...

@Dwism: I disagree entirely. Your analogy is flawed in that smokers, on average, kill 12.7 people over their lifetimes. Stalin might be distorting that figure.

@Bri: On the other hand, people have a tendency to justify whatever they do or are, so if we could successfully convince all the haters that they are gay, problem solved.

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