Garrosh is going to kill Nozdormu

| Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Two of the caverns of time events are based on preventing the development of the current Horde. The culling of Stratholme creates the current world situation which eventually leads to the Wrathgate.

As we all know, and by know I mean have speculated, Nozdormu is the leader of the Infinite Dragonflight. He's altering time to prevent his death. What is his death?

What being is powerful enough and stupid enough to start a pointless fight with the Aspect of Time? Garrosh.

All of the infinite interferences come down to one thing: The development of Garrosh. He has foreseen the rise of a total fucktard. Garrosh is going to kill Nozdormu, probably for no good reason, and Nozdormu seeks to prevent that.

There will be one last attempt: Nagrand, an event which will consist of us killing dragons as they charge toward Garrosh and try to push him into the bonfire. I predict many people will never complete the instance.

8 comments:

Amoros said...

*blinks*

....Wha...

*tilts head*

Oh god, it all makes sense now!

Suicidal Zebra said...

lol, would read again.

I think we've all got our own thoughts on the origins of the ID and their final goal, but surely none can be as entertaining as this.

tyra said...

If I ever wind up having to protect Garrosh, i think i might just "d/c".

Battlehungry, or wanting to destroy the alliance i can see. Being the equivalent of a whiny and spoiled child about it...

Well, all i can say is i'll have my [for the alliance] done many times over.

Faeldray said...

I -might- finish the instance...if there's an option to help push Garrosh into the fire.

Sven said...

Genius

I can see it now.

"You can never defeat me, Garrosh, for to do so would create a paradox which will result in your own destruction."

"Huh? ME SMASH DRAGON!"

*thwack*

Both Garrosh and Nozdormu vanish in a puff of logic.

I vote yes for this plotline.

Hana said...

I sniggered, and laughed, and sniggered again. :)

Anonymous said...

Listen, Horde peon. Your new leader has brown skin. DEAL WITH IT.

Stop the hate.

Klepsacovic said...

@Anonymous: That's not the problem. The problem is that he was born in Stranglethorn and refuses to prove otherwise.

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