Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The ongoing joke of the rings

As I'm sure we know, Blizzard likes to put jokes everywhere. Nothing is safe. Not even fishing. Especially not fishing.

It started with The 1 Ring.
"Not quite as good as the 2 Ring"

Some would have been content with this. But not Blizzard.
In Burning Crusade they added The 2 Ring.
"Vastly superior to the 1 ring."

Again, some might have left it there. A Lord of the Rings joke and a joke about their joke. But this is Blizzard we're talking about. I pretend they have an entire team of devs dedicated only to finding places to add jokes.

So in Wrath of the Lich King, there came to be The 5 Ring.
"This ring appears to have eaten the 3 and 4 rings."

Huh? Surely they'd save that joke for the 7 ring and how the other rings fear it because, pardon me, "7 8 9". Why not just have The 3 Ring?

1, 2, 5

I wonder what we'll have in Cataclysm.

2 comments:

  1. 5 is right out.

    Of course you can't forget the "D" Ring...http://www.wowhead.com/item=42812/the-d-ring#reward-from-q

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  2. It's about as funny as parents naming their newborn child 'Frodo', which has happened, btw.

    They should make:

    The O-Ring - 'Seal the fates of your enemies'

    Blizzard Employee: "We so funny!"

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