Blizzard, give us some fucking puppies

| Thursday, April 22, 2010
You made the pony problem which led to all this whining and insulting and hysteria. Clean up your mess. It's very simple.

Anyone who does not have a pony, mail to them a puppy which randomly shits rainbows and wrestles with the perky pug and core hound pup. If a pony is near the rainbow, it immediately takes flight (even in Dalaran or old world) and all nearby players gain the ability to fly on a pony for a few minutes.

Targets on temporary ponies would be flagged FFA. For hugs. They clearly need them.

2 comments:

Stabs said...

Meanwhile at Blizzard Marketing's Castle of Evil:

"Puppies! Great! Let's do a focus group to determine an appropriate price point!"

iamapaladin said...

Hahaha, well said!

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