Pie

Imagine a spherical pie in a vacuum.

Obviously we want a bigger pie. So, we call on the powers of the market. And it responds.

*fanfare*

*fall of feudalism*

*more fanfare*

Hi, now as you can see, we've brought in some more pie pans. These are the foundation of future pie growth. Without these pans you won't have any more pie. Obviously for that we deserve some pie.

I'm going to just take a few pieces over to this pan here and... okay. Good, now I have some pie.

Hey, check this out! We've got these new pans, with pie! It worked! Well, for that brilliance, I need some pie!

Mmm...

This is some great pie.

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