There's my gnome running around and I see it, a friend! So of course I yell "friend!" in party chat and run over to go play with it. Iapetes says they aren't friends and I need to stop doing that. Maybe he's right and I'm just not good at making friends. They always seem to end up getting hurt and then they stop playing.
But I thought red = friend.
Part two: A delicate question about engineering
My gnome was doing some questing in Borean Tundra. I happened to see some mechagnomes and... well... I was attracted. They looked like they had something to offer me. So I explored a bit and found some parts and um...
Is it weird to tinker another male gnome?
have you considered membership in NAMGLA?
ReplyDeleteNorth Azerothian Mechagnome-Gnome Love Association?
Weird? Don't know. Illegal in 37 States, Canada and Mexico? Probably.
ReplyDelete@Jarrod: Is it also known as NAMBLA?
ReplyDelete@G-Rebel: Even Canada? Damn.
Gnomophilia is gnot gnice.
ReplyDelete