Q: What does a joking ogre say?

| Wednesday, February 18, 2009
A: Time for pun!

Q: What do you call it when a Tauren does double damage?
A: Bull crit!

Q: What do you call a loose explosive?
A: A rocket whore!

I apologize. While eating lunch I was struck by a sudden fit of lame. Tragically I had a pencil and paper nearby, so I was able to record my idea before it could be mercifully destroyed by forgetfulness.


Pangoria Fallstar said...

What do you get when you cross 40 level 60 gnomes raiding Onyxia?

A happy Onyxia (cause gnomes don't have healers).

What's the difference between a Tauren and a Dwarf?

It's easier to tell apart Tauren men from Tauren women.

D said...

Those actually hurt the eyes.
You have my pity and fear.

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