In my left hand is a very valuable thing, it's a card, much like the Monopoly "get out of jail free" card, except it's a "have a job all your life" card. Get this card and you will never be unemployed unless you quit your job. Come rain or recession, you will have work.
In my right hand is a six billion sided die. It is a fair die. You all have your number, so when I roll it, you know who comes out on top. The winner gets the card.
Good luck, everyone.
And there we go, 67923 has won! Congratulations!
Quit whining, the rest of you. There was equality of opportunity.
12 hours ago