I'm not sure how Blizzard will make an entire expansion of it, but we can worry about that bridge when people are whining a week in with no content. In the meantime, I want to address the panda-haters.
You think they look silly, are a joke, and do not at all fit in? I agree. You know what else looks silly and is a joke? Gnomes. Incidentally, the biggest problem with gnomes is their inability to be druids and turn into even more cute bears. Let's all picture a gnome bear form and say daw. Dawwww! So cute.
Warcraft is a flexible franchise. It isn't quite clear how it does it, much like the typical super-power battle in anime where everything is driven by shouting and angry faces. Somehow it works. It will be weird for a while. I don't recall having a particularly positive reaction to draenei, especially with the retcon, but they work. They fit in now. Maybe it took some mental rearranging on my part, but it happened and now draenei are just fine. Don't worry about whether a race fits in; it will, eventually.
Maybe the lore will be awful. Maybe it will be great. Maybe the starting area will be the greatest or worst thing ever. We don't know. My assumption is that it will be like most of WoW: fairly fun in general, but possibly hit-or-miss in terms of any sort of emotional reaction, regardless of the 'legitimacy' of the race in question. Just look at my thoughts on the starting areas recently. The gnome story was a good one, but the initial area was just terrible. In contrast, the orc story wasn't particularly great in any way, but it sort of worked out into a bit of fun, and I still got to beat sleeping peons. My prediction is that if you play the pandaren starting area, when you finish you will not think "what a waste of time", and will instead be annoyed that you got dumped into some boring nelf area, like they did with the worgen.
I'm not suggesting that the expansion will be worth your money, or a sub either. I think the expansion will be good and the added content will be good, but it may very well not be good enough. What is good enough? That's something for you to decide. For example, I think that Coke is a good drink; it tastes good, it has sugar and caffeine that make me nostalgic for my hyper younger days, and on top of that it's very cheap. But the health cost, and low but still relevant financial cost, mean that I don't drink it very often at all. It is good, but not good enough.
Speaking of sugary water, did the Mountain Dew tie-in ruin WoW for anyone? It sure ruined it for me, for a very short time, and then I went back to doing whatever it was I was doing and complaining about my usual things. See? Warcraft is flexible and durable. It can withstand just about anything. It's like some mutated slime that devours all, turning it into a homogeneous goo of rat genocide. Maybe you don't like slimy rat genocide, but I'm not sure a few pandas are going to make it any worse.
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Show me a gnome movie that is especially popular among children right now and I might consider your words ;)
Oh - and you never played an entire expansion in Gnomeland, did you? I mean, you didn't teleport to your daily gnome-dungeon, didn't read gnome-quests and generally looked at the gnome-capital full of gnome-NPCs, did you?
Don't whine about the Mt. Dew stuff. We couldn't even participate in it in Europe...
@Nils
I bring you... Gnomeo and Juliet!
http://emmakajsa.spotlife.se/files/2011/04/watch-gnomeo-and-juliet.jpg
Gnome druids would turn into robot bears.
@Nils: Up was pretty popular, if like me, you consider gnomes to be old children, it works, especially if you add in the strange technologies.
Gno, but I did have a Gnomish engineer who ran Gnomeregan.
@Kring: Undoubtedly because of your job-hating governments.
@Novead: Those gnomes are frightening.
@Paul: You're thinking of gnome hunters.
http://trollshaman.blogspot.com/2010/01/gnome-hunters.html
Speaking of Gnomes and silliness...
Why Gnomes can't be Hunters
Real Men Roll Pandas.
I saved the .pdf file, so I can make tshirts later.
But, yes, it baffles me to this day how people accepted the Taunka in Wrath, even though they have the worst NPC models is the goddamn world. Also: walrus people totally fine. And "smart" murlocs aka Oracles. And Wolvar. You took quests from them for 2 years, no complaints.
I like pandas, I even sleep with a plush one, But you know what really outraged me in WoW the silithus giant bugs, bugs are science fiction not fantasy, I ranted for weeks then, after my husband pointed out gnome technology and a fair number of other "silly" things. I then realized WoW was it's own genre / game with it's creators own ideas and storys and we can either stay or go if we are not enjoying it. For now I'm rather excited about pandas.
"Bugs are science fiction not fantasy"
You make Vonnegut very, very sad. :(
-Ben
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