To the best of my knowledge, Texas has no legislation pending or passed related to abstinence-based computer security training. All names and quotations were made-up as well.
I had hoped to make a joke, based on emulating abstinence-based sex ed, but with the web. I could say that I wrote it too well. But I think what's really at play here is our expectations of Texas lawmakers. I'll leave it at that.
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