Azeroth Politics: Marwyn joins the Tea Party

| Wednesday, September 15, 2010
I sat down for this interview on his decison to switch parties from Scourge to Tea Party.

Klepsacovic: So, Marwyn, what was it that convinced you to join Sarah Palin and the Tea Party movement?
Marwyn: The master surveyed his kingdom and found it... Lacking. His judgement was swift and without mercy: DEATH TO ALL!
K: I see, so you're really more in the neoconservative camp?
M: Yes.

K: You've come out against the healthcare bill, what are you expecting to happen when it goes active?
M: Your flesh shall decay before your very eyes!
K: That's a pretty controversial stance.
M: Yes.

K: Going back for a moment, can you be specific on what was the straw on the camel's back?
M: Debt is all that you will find here!
K: So it was the budget imbalance that pushed you?
M: Yes.

K: But wasn't the budget unbalanced during Bush? What was your attitude back then?
M: As you wish, my lord.
K: Ah, mindless partisan following.
M: Yes.

K: You were a big supporter of the Iraq war. What are your thoughts on events since the invasion?
M: I saw the same look in his eyes when he died. Terenas could hardly believe it.
K: Taking down Saddam was your goal?
M: Yes.

K: You've opposed extending unemployment, also because of budget issues, what would you say to those who are still looking for work?
M: Choke on your suffering!
K: You feel that poverty and hunger are a motivator to find work?
M: Who cares?
K: That's not a message that will resonant with voters, budget concerns or not.
M: No.

K: It was good to talk with you. Have any closing remarks?
M: Yes... Run... Run to meet your destiny... Its bitter, cold embrace, awaits you.
Waste away into nothingness!
K: Marwyn everyone!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amazing!

Enlynn said...

"K: You've come out against the healthcare bill, what are you expecting to happen when it goes active?
M: Your flesh shall decay before your very eyes!"
I'm glad I wasn't actively trying to drink something, or it would have come out of my nose. Thanks for posting.

Edawan said...

wat

Crusader Sev said...

Very funny. Now I'm wondering what Falric's affiliation is.

Klepsacovic said...

Falric founded a Constitutional militia but was killed when FBI agents were investigating his armory.
He rallied his militia against the agents...
"Soldiers of Lordaeron. Rise to meet your Master's call."
And fought the FBI to the end...
"Men... Women... and Children. None were spared the Master's wrath. Your death will be no different."
"Fear... so exhilarating!"
But while he mocked their fighting...
"The Children of Stratholme fought with more ferocity!"
He eventually bled to death...
"..Marwyn..! Finish them..!"

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