The Europeans are loud and obnoxious and obvious. We can't have that. Oh no. That's our modus operandi. Which we can no longer say because it's time we dropped the French words and started talkin right! They've got a mafia! It's time for the American militia, just like our English-born Founding Fathers intended.
The first step is to take those foreigners down a notch. Point out that they ruin everything, including words. Call them losers.
Return to God.
America. Fuck yea.