"The only escape is death"
- Said by Marrowgar during bone spikes
Apparently he's never heard of breaking them.
"What is this disturbance?! You dare trespass upon this hallowed ground? This shall be your final resting place."
- Lady Deathwhisper at start
"All part of the masters plan! Your end is... inevitable!"
- At the end
She tries so hard to kill us, too soon?
"Riflemen, shoot faster!"
"Mortar team, reload!"
- Muradin Bronzebeard
A classic example of excessive micromanagement.
"Your soul will find no redemption here!"
- Deathbringer Saurfang
Clearly never heard of paladins.
That fight is boring.
- Berserking Rotface
Clearly he is a troublesome child.
"Good news, everyone! I think I perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!"
- Professor Putricide
Doesn't know his audience. (yes I am aware of the reference)
Such wondrous power! The Darkfallen Orb has made me INVINCIBLE!
- Prince Keleseth
The orb is what makes us able to kill him. Yes, it does the exact opposite of what he says.
"But... we were getting along... so well..."
- Blood Queen Lanathel
No, no we were not.
"Heroes, lend me your aid! I... I cannot hold them off much longer! You must heal my wounds!"
- Valithria Dreamwalker
Weren't not heroes, we're greedy psychopaths. Some aren't even role-playing.
"A flaw of mortality..."
- Sindragosa after killing a player
Yes, death is a slight issue with the whole being mortal thing. Right up there with Dr Kazzak's bold discovery that "all mortals will perish."
"Is it truly righteousness that drives you? I wonder."
Considering we do nothing that doesn't reward us with showers of gold and epics, obviously no.
The curse of continuity
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