With a little help from Chinese

| Wednesday, February 3, 2010
What would you say
If I yelled; here's cheap gold
Would you right click and report spam on me?
Lend me your keys and I'll make you a bot
and I'll afk in PvP
Oh I get gold with a little help from Chinese
I get banned with a little help from Chinese
I'm gonna Glide with a little help from Chinese

Do you need any gold?
I need some gold to buy.
Could it be my gold?
Guild bank won't pay for my wipe.

What should I farm when I need some more gold?
(Nothing, just buy my gold)
How should I grind my jewelcrafting?
(Don't, leave the farming to me)
Oh I get gold with a little help from Chinese
I get banned with a little help from Chinese
I'm gonna Glide with a little help from Chinese

Do you need any gold?
I need some gold to buy.
Could it be my gold?
Guild bank won't pay for my wipe.

Would you sell me some saronite?
Tons! One stack per dime
What price for arcanite?
I can't sell you, my bots don't mine.
Oh I get gold with a little help from Chinese
I get banned with a little help from Chinese
I'm gonna Glide with a little help from Chinese


All apologies to the Beatles.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol well played, just apologize to Ringo.

Guthammer said...

That was wonderfully horrible.

I am glad I don't know you in IRL, I would have to keeellll you for that ;-).

Keep up the good work.

Eversor said...

Agreed...wonderfully horrible. Dead Beatles rolling in graves...

Klepsacovic said...

/bow

Stabs said...

lol

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