I can play WoW in my sleep

| Thursday, January 14, 2010
And that's not a good thing. Yet another lesson on why it's bad to play before bed.

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WTF stop! You don't need to tank, you're asleep.
No you're not losing aggro. You're not even logged in. The computer is even off.

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*sigh*
Get up, look around, take note of reality. You know, that place where you are not a blood elf paladin. At least not a female one (I have way better hair than the males). And not a paladin!

Oh shit shit shit where are those mobs coming from? Dammit, I just cannot hold aggro. I can't even see what's attacking them. How am I supposed to get aggro on mobs that I can't see?
You're not in a group. Remember, computer is off.
But they're getting their asses kicked! The mobs keep spawning way behind the healer and I can't see very well with all the commotion.
There's no commotion! Go to sleep!
But...
Go to sleep.
Fine.

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FUCK!

At least I stopped PvPing before bed. Dreaming of getting stunlocked is even less fun.

But speaking of 6-9, I sometimes throw myself off if I consciously press my consecrate key, because that's a '9' second cooldown (8, but with a delay) but it's actually the 6 key. I should get around to making a pair of castsequence macros for that.

9 comments:

Larísa said...

Hm... you make me curious. What rare spells have you saved for 1-5?

To me it's very much an 1-3 game. AB AB AB AB AM. And occasionalla a 2 ArB when I'm on the run...

Strange though tat it still can feel som difficult sometimes. Don't even mention Hodir to me... He makes me shiver.

Dwism said...

Paladin tanks have 5 types of tank abilites, two on 9 sec cooldowns 3 on 6 seconds cooldown.

Larísa said...

Awww
I thought it was the keybindings!
Looked a bit weird.
That's about how much I know about palas. :) Deserted mine at lvl 12 or was it 14, never looked back.

Anonymous said...

I think I sleep healed my way through UK the other day. My partner was keen to run a random heroic before he had to go meet some friends, and I remember thinking 'not sure I'm awake enough to tank this' as we zoned in. Then I blinked and we were at the last boss, apparently it was a very smooth run ...

Dorgol said...

I've done the "dreaming of PvP" thing. It was horrid.

I mean - it's bad enough that in that phase of the game a Warlock vs Rogue meant death for the Warlock (vanilla WoW, Alliance Warlock vs 30 sec WotF rofl).

But to be constantly killed while SLEEPING?

It's amazing I still play that character.

Shintar said...

I've had dreams like that, though in my case it's: "The tank is dying, the tank is dying, nooo!"

Klepsacovic said...

@Larisa: For me on Hodir I hop like a bunny rabbit.

@Dw-redux: That's my jerb!

@Spinks: Go afk and follow someone as the hunters and rogues misdirect?

@Dorgol: You got to die? I never died. I was just snared or stunned endlessly.

@Shintar: If I hadn't stopped healing, that might be my reality!

Dwism said...

It's not like im an oracle Lar (lord knows you've corrected me plenty of times ^^)
I distinctly remember two paladins talking about some idiot who claimed that he had a better rotation than the 69696 -and I kept wondering "how do they all know what is keybound to their 6 and 9 buttons, and can tanking as a pally be *that* easy? So i rolled one, and yes it is almost that easy. but more fun!

Dwism said...

@klep: I R just better at it than you! :)

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