I can play WoW in my sleep

| Thursday, January 14, 2010
And that's not a good thing. Yet another lesson on why it's bad to play before bed.

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WTF stop! You don't need to tank, you're asleep.
No you're not losing aggro. You're not even logged in. The computer is even off.

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*sigh*
Get up, look around, take note of reality. You know, that place where you are not a blood elf paladin. At least not a female one (I have way better hair than the males). And not a paladin!

Oh shit shit shit where are those mobs coming from? Dammit, I just cannot hold aggro. I can't even see what's attacking them. How am I supposed to get aggro on mobs that I can't see?
You're not in a group. Remember, computer is off.
But they're getting their asses kicked! The mobs keep spawning way behind the healer and I can't see very well with all the commotion.
There's no commotion! Go to sleep!
But...
Go to sleep.
Fine.

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FUCK!

At least I stopped PvPing before bed. Dreaming of getting stunlocked is even less fun.

But speaking of 6-9, I sometimes throw myself off if I consciously press my consecrate key, because that's a '9' second cooldown (8, but with a delay) but it's actually the 6 key. I should get around to making a pair of castsequence macros for that.

9 comments:

Larísa said...

Hm... you make me curious. What rare spells have you saved for 1-5?

To me it's very much an 1-3 game. AB AB AB AB AM. And occasionalla a 2 ArB when I'm on the run...

Strange though tat it still can feel som difficult sometimes. Don't even mention Hodir to me... He makes me shiver.

Dw-redux said...

Paladin tanks have 5 types of tank abilites, two on 9 sec cooldowns 3 on 6 seconds cooldown.

Larísa said...

Awww
I thought it was the keybindings!
Looked a bit weird.
That's about how much I know about palas. :) Deserted mine at lvl 12 or was it 14, never looked back.

spinksville said...

I think I sleep healed my way through UK the other day. My partner was keen to run a random heroic before he had to go meet some friends, and I remember thinking 'not sure I'm awake enough to tank this' as we zoned in. Then I blinked and we were at the last boss, apparently it was a very smooth run ...

Dorgol said...

I've done the "dreaming of PvP" thing. It was horrid.

I mean - it's bad enough that in that phase of the game a Warlock vs Rogue meant death for the Warlock (vanilla WoW, Alliance Warlock vs 30 sec WotF rofl).

But to be constantly killed while SLEEPING?

It's amazing I still play that character.

Shintar said...

I've had dreams like that, though in my case it's: "The tank is dying, the tank is dying, nooo!"

Klepsacovic said...

@Larisa: For me on Hodir I hop like a bunny rabbit.

@Dw-redux: That's my jerb!

@Spinks: Go afk and follow someone as the hunters and rogues misdirect?

@Dorgol: You got to die? I never died. I was just snared or stunned endlessly.

@Shintar: If I hadn't stopped healing, that might be my reality!

Dw-redux said...

It's not like im an oracle Lar (lord knows you've corrected me plenty of times ^^)
I distinctly remember two paladins talking about some idiot who claimed that he had a better rotation than the 69696 -and I kept wondering "how do they all know what is keybound to their 6 and 9 buttons, and can tanking as a pally be *that* easy? So i rolled one, and yes it is almost that easy. but more fun!

Dw-redux said...

@klep: I R just better at it than you! :)

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