Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

PSA: Notepad is the greatest program ever created

| Sunday, January 12, 2014
Did you know that Facebook stores unposted posts? Like many sites, it uses scripts to store what you type into its fields, even if you do not post. Some sites use this so you can recover from problems. Facebook uses it to gather more data about its users. I'm trying to develop the habit of writing everything elsewhere first, then post only the exact thing that I want.

Web pages in general, and blog comment sections in particular, are not perfectly reliable. They may fail to accept your comment, losing it in the process. Who hasn't run into an impossible or misloaded captcha and lost their comment as a result?

Excel can be finicky about the data it will import and the way it handles it, resulting in fun problems such as an entire spreadsheet contained in a single cell.

Games may have hidden preferences that are not easily changed from within the game, but are sometimes necessary. Or they may be of the sort that requires a game restart to change, so you have to launch it, change it, and relaunch it. If only you could directly edit those preferences

There is a solution to this: Notepad. It's a built-in bare-bones text editor. Use it to write your posts before you submit them. That way you can edit out all your unflattering grammatical mistakes before Facebook can use them for blackmail. Use it to save your comments before Blogger can devour them. Did you know that Google's servers are powered by the energy of failed posts? It's just like how you could hook up a battery to your landline and then write your number on bathroom stalls to get free electricity. Paste your oddly-formatted spreadsheets into Notepad and it can often strip out the problems. In my experience Excel can easily import text-based spreadsheets, even if you don't think you actually changed anything. And finally, preference files are often just long text files and may even have good labels, so edit away, on a copy.

Or as my grandmother sang to me as a child,

Posting can be,
a nightmare for me,
so remember the keys:
ctrl-a (pronouced cu-ter-ul)
ctrl-c
and post
happily!

I feel rhymy again

| Monday, May 4, 2009
Raiding trade chat I saw someone ask
He wanted to know about hunter changes
And use of his limited bag spaces
What we did establish
Is that quivers are not useless
But instead they have lots of space
Despite no longer giving haste
But it does not seem worth the trade
When a normal bag could hold more grenades

Goblin Faith

| Thursday, January 22, 2009
A thousand years past
The Great Goblin made a blast
The fragments made the worlds
And the spark are the skies

Blow up the sin
Prepare the way
For the great gob-lin
He shall save

Make a bomb
Save a soul
Blast the ground
Dig a hole

Sway not to the gnomish side
For they do not burst with pride
And should they make an explosion song
It means they made something wrong
While if a goblin makes the sky bright
It means that he did something right

A Poem of Dead Pirates

| Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Red seas, red cliffs
Hills filled with pirates killed
How many more will settle my score?
A thousand goblins dead for a pirate's hat
How many pirate corpses equal that?

Sword of red courage gives goblins revenge
I pay not my own price, but with other lives twice
The asked for cloth but that's not enough
Too cheap for mats, too generous with deaths
Thousands more before my blade rests

Up the hill another kill
Down the cliff, death from above
Another rocket launched from ornamented gloves
Avenger's shield and another three killed

Round and
Round a merry go
Round of pirate death


With the patch today the pirates outside Rachet now give the full five rep per kill. I can one-shot them over and over, running in an endless circle as they respawn. Already I've gotten about 7k rep out of the 36k that I need for neutral, if I'm remembering correctly.
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