After three weeks of following him with a microphone, the ever-reclusive Notch finally gave an official statement: "No. Stop following me."
Badgering him for more information he elaborated: "I have no plans. Turn your mic on, idiot."
I was then beaten senseless by a pair of thugs, no doubt paid for with his sudden fortune.
MMO gamers, go ahead and complain.
3 hours ago