Tears lower testosterone and sex drive.
What does this mean? Clearly it means that when people say "QQ moar, noob", they are saying something other than their literal words, while also meaning exactly that. Their elitism is actually a plea: "cry so you are less sexually attractive to me." Given that people saying this tend to be males talking to other males, we can only conclude that these rude elitists are actually gay and desperately trying to suppress their barely-contained lust for each other.
So the next time someone is elitist, just call them gay. Science is on your side.
P.S. I don't think gay = bad, but I bet they (the elitists) do, so why not take advantage?
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