Iapetes pointed out that the Old Gods have a very diverse set of minions: elementals, naga, cultists, the list goes on. Very diverse. Hm. Hm. Let's think about this. Hm.
Do the Old Gods practice affirmative action? Hm. I'm just asking the question.
Does this mean that the Old Gods are liberals? Or maybe that affirmative action is part of an evil plot? It's crazy, but why doesn't anyone ask? That is the truly crazy thing.