Some people have a fail boat. But that's not enough for me. To carry the fail of this bloke, you need an entire fleet.
Yarr thar goes my health bar, I went out of light of sight. But why not anticipate, I do this every fight.
They say pull two so I pull three. I show up PvPed. Fix my gear it's a parachute cloak, but then I'd fit a boat.
Started a captain, sailing the failing sea, worked my way up high. To be an admiral takes perseverance and inventive ways to wipe.