Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts

I can play WoW in my sleep

| Thursday, January 14, 2010
And that's not a good thing. Yet another lesson on why it's bad to play before bed.

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WTF stop! You don't need to tank, you're asleep.
No you're not losing aggro. You're not even logged in. The computer is even off.

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*sigh*
Get up, look around, take note of reality. You know, that place where you are not a blood elf paladin. At least not a female one (I have way better hair than the males). And not a paladin!

Oh shit shit shit where are those mobs coming from? Dammit, I just cannot hold aggro. I can't even see what's attacking them. How am I supposed to get aggro on mobs that I can't see?
You're not in a group. Remember, computer is off.
But they're getting their asses kicked! The mobs keep spawning way behind the healer and I can't see very well with all the commotion.
There's no commotion! Go to sleep!
But...
Go to sleep.
Fine.

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FUCK!

At least I stopped PvPing before bed. Dreaming of getting stunlocked is even less fun.

But speaking of 6-9, I sometimes throw myself off if I consciously press my consecrate key, because that's a '9' second cooldown (8, but with a delay) but it's actually the 6 key. I should get around to making a pair of castsequence macros for that.
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