That guy who leaves the party and comes back and then pretends he never actually left...

It just leaves us thinking that he spent the past two hours in the bathroom.

Apparently at some point I stopped writing posts. I cannot imagine that it was because I had nothing to complain about. Here, a list:

• Requiring specific BGs for the legendary cloak
• PvP pet battles
• My inability to ignore cross-server
• Healing
• Not having three specs
• PvP having a gear grind
• Not being Horde (I admit it, I think male trolls and female blood elves look awesome)
• Cobalt nodes
• The next expansion (nothing in particular; I just get angry at change)
• My usual bank alt name being unavailable on Blackhand
• Healers who heal DPS who pull
• DPS being allowed to talk
• Groups that don't kill Ahune during the first submerge
• The valor cap during the Have Lots of Valor in-game event
• The lack of target dummies for healing

Where does one start? By putting that in another post, of course!

In the meantime, some positive things. I'll try not to make this a habit.

Despite three months to do so, I have not yet been fired. Madison has a lot of farmers markets. I met some cool people. I'm moving to a larger apartment. There is a bag of popcorn just out of reach, so that if I really want it, I can get it, but I won't waste it on a stupid whim (sorry, I might have just slipped into another complaint about badly-implemented 'accessibility'). And I'm still playing WoW, alongside a few other games.