We all know that Maine state senate candidate Santiaga is an orc rogue. A female orc rogue. But did you know that many female characters are played by males? This raises the question, who is the real Santiaga? Is it the woman running for office, the murderous orc, or the secretive man who pretends to be a woman?
Even worse, the pretend rogue has no glyphs. This means that I am cruelly deprived of the opportunity to make jokes about glyph of pickpocket being evidence of government overreach. But it gets worse than that. I can't find her (his?) talents. We don't know if the plan is to Prey on the Weak or to use Dirty Tricks. There is Subterfuge that we cannot yet see, but I'm sure there is Anticipation and Preparation. Or is there?
As we learn more it only gets worse. The last thing he (she?) did was to fish. Fishing achievements. Are we going to see an open door policy at her office, or a closed door and a sign that says "gone fishing... in Azeroth"? We don't know and she hasn't said. Why does she refuse to give specifics on her choice of zones to fish, whether she has purchased Mists of Pandaria, and whether she has ever cosplayed as Chen Stormstout? That last one is a fictional character who makes terrifying, possibly poisonous alcohol.
Who is the real Santiaga? And why does her name sound vaguely Spanish?
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Even worse, the pretend rogue has no glyphs. This means that I am cruelly deprived of the opportunity to make jokes about glyph of pickpocket being evidence of government overreach. But it gets worse than that. I can't find her (his?) talents. We don't know if the plan is to Prey on the Weak or to use Dirty Tricks. There is Subterfuge that we cannot yet see, but I'm sure there is Anticipation and Preparation. Or is there?
As we learn more it only gets worse. The last thing he (she?) did was to fish. Fishing achievements. Are we going to see an open door policy at her office, or a closed door and a sign that says "gone fishing... in Azeroth"? We don't know and she hasn't said. Why does she refuse to give specifics on her choice of zones to fish, whether she has purchased Mists of Pandaria, and whether she has ever cosplayed as Chen Stormstout? That last one is a fictional character who makes terrifying, possibly poisonous alcohol.
Who is the real Santiaga? And why does her name sound vaguely Spanish?
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2 comments:
To be fair, if she's playing a rogue that means she already has experience working in government! ;)
For the ninja pulls that wipe the group after everyone says not to go?
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