And then reminded us about the challenge: http://thebigbearbutt.com/2012/03/20/writing-challenge-goes-live-tomorrow/
So here's the deal: This post is a dummy post just so I can make the link. Nothing in here until tomorrow! In fact, this post just might vanish. POof! oOf. Just like that. So let's see here what Blogger makes for my link.
Now ma'am, I didn't mean no innuendo by that. I merely was suggesting that the thin packaged meat product was full of water and oil, pleasing to the palette. It had nothing to do with the brightness of this burning pitch on a stick that I was carrying. I can assure you I meant nothing when I suggested when your eyes were like interstellar plasma, except in their tendency to blind me with their radiance.
I... I suppose I should not disguise it any longer. I would be struggling to no avail if I tried to pretend that as we decend down this deep hole that I was not thinking some thoughts. I keep twisting my words all around to try to not say what I been trying to not say.
Juicy Slender Vain Shaft Torch Star Hidden and there I said 'em all now, flat out just like that, are you happy?