It's been an exciting week for science, just like last week, except last week was too hard for me to understand, so I ignored it, just like global warming.
New Hope for Hypochondria sufferers
Researchers have found a multi-stage program which could dramatically ease the symptoms of hypochondria for those who suffer due to the previously untreatable condition. One major problem is that those who have the condition refuse to accept that they have it, in favor of hundreds or thousands of often-obscure diagnoses. The first stage involved dramatically broadening the list of symptoms, thereby causing any given person to fit the new criteria for hypochondria. New symptoms include: shortness of breath, lack of desire to increase the rate of breathing, sleepiness during late hours of the day, and a desire to stay awake during later hours of the day. The second stage involved planting claims on websites and non-peer-reviewed medical journals, suggesting that hypochondria is under-diagnosed and that doctors are intentionally refusing to diagnose or treat it. Doctors believe the new program will encourage those with the condition to seek a diagnosis for hypochondria, thereby relieving the suffering of the doctors.
Chinese Cyberwar Plot Goes Unnoticed for Decades
A series of high-level defections within the People's Liberation Army have brought startling information to light. It turns out that as far back as the 1970s, China had sought to infiltrate the World Wide Web and Internet and destroy them from within. Plots included the spread of disinformation and personal attacks, a technique they branded "trolling". Individual elements included spreading conspiracy theories regarding government plots and the creation of wikipedia in the hopes of destroying all other sources of information. American cyber-war specialists and sociologists were shocked: "We figured people were just assholes, we never suspected that we were all decent people and it was the Chinese all along."
Government Denies Adding Paranoia-Causing Chemical to Water Supply
Lucas Wins NASA Deal to Create Next 'Moon Landing'
Taser Releases 'Solid-State' Variant
Bipartisan Vote Approves Funding to Create 10,000 New Jobs Based on Arguing About Global Warming
Nature Magazine Warns Readers About Possible Extinction of "Letters to the Editor" Page.
Reporter: Laser Was the Brightest Thing I Ever Saw
6 interesting novels I’ve read recently
15 hours ago