Despite Friday's post being an Easter egg, it is not actually an Easter egg, so you can stop looking for it. Also, there are no Easter eggs here at all so you can stop looking for those too.
P.S. No really, there are no eggs. I didn't sign up. Though in retrospect this would have been a good opportunity to draw conspiracy theories about Easter eggs on my chalkboards.
Finding a purpose for my Amazon Echo
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