This might have spoilers, so read with caution if you're not a Loremaster and have already seen it all.
We help a black dragon in their war against the Dark Iron dwarves. At least it's enemy vs. enemy, so this may be the least harmful.
Twilight's Hammer cultist there, who we help, to learn more about the Old Gods. Nothing good can possibly come from that.
Long and annoying chain, due to crossing over far too many levels, in which you are convinced that you must help free some captured princess giant. Just in time you learn to instead kill her.
Drakuru sends you around to gather important artifacts so he can cleanse Drak'tharon Keep. Which he does. Of the trolls. With your oblivious help he becomes an important part of the Scourge assault on the Ice Trolls. An early and awesome quest chain in Zul'drak pretty much consists of cleaning up the huge mess that you've made.
Save the captured goblins! Oh hi, who's this? She sounds nice, wants to help this Thorim guy. Oh, that was just a plot to lure him into the open so his brother can capture him.
Well let's go kill the bad brother then. Well that seems to have started the process for our entire world to be destroyed.
Surely nothing bad can happen from giving a stick to a cute little fire elemental. Oh so cute so cute so cute! Who's the cutest little fire elemental? Who's the cutest little fire elemental? Oh yes you are!
Thank you again, Kelpsacovic, for this delectable incense.
< devours the incense. It's ravenous! >
So good! So packed with energy!
It has everything a growing scorchling needs!
I can feel the power SURGING within me!
< bellows with laughter! >
Now! Finally! Our plans can take effect!
KNEEL, LITTLE MORTAL! KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE HERALD OF RAGNAROS!
YOU WILL ALL PERISH IN FLAMES!
< blinks... >
Ah. I was merely jesting...
Well that was close...
What else, what else? Oh yes... that little New Plague to Kill the Scourge and the Living incident.
Tanaris and Sunken Temple
A fun chain that sends us all around the world to hope that we can stop the return of Hakkar, the devourer of souls, a bloodthirsty god who nearly destroyed troll civilizations with his lust for sacrifice. Turns out we summon him, triggering the takeover of the troll priests in Zul'Gurub and yet another heroic effort on our part to save the world from the problem we created.
And so am I
I'd like to apologize for a recent post. It was meant to be a joke, but somehow in my rush to get out the ideas, it turned into some sort of muddled mess. My intention was to have a laugh about how healers seem to always 'lag' if a tank dies. Somehow theorycraft ended up in it, and that's just not right. I feel that I've let down myself and you, the people who had to muddle through that mess about EH and avoidance. I apologize for failing to live up to the standards I set for myself and I will make every effort to avoid anything potentially useful or logical.
Thank you for your patience.